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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
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