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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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