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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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