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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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