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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Missy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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