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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rocky eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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