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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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