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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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