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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗
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