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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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