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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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