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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Simpkins eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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