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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Jenkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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