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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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