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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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