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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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