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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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