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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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