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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Coco eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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