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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Tilly eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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