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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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