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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Teddy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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