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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ms Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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