Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.