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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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