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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Bella eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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