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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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