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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Akira eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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