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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Kirk eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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