Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.