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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Spock eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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