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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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