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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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