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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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