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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Roxy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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