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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Izzy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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