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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Izzy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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