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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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