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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Minnie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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