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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Minnie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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