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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Oscar eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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