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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rocky eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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