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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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