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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rufus eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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