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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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