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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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