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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Loki eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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