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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Loki eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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