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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dexter eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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