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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Widget eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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