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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍
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