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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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