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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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