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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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