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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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