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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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