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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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